snatchedweaves:

walking downstairs in the middle of the night after bloggingimage

Mom: “Why are you awake?

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radioactiveredhead:

Seriously what the actual fuck was Andres grandma on


WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

be-boheme:

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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It’s like it was written by Lemony Snicket!


generalcharleslee:

I WAS LOOKING UP DENTIST LOGOS TO HELP ME THINK OF SOMETHING TO PUT IN FRONT OF THE OFFICE AND THIS SHOULD NOT BE A DENTIST LOGO



dragondicks:

lmpossibleprincess:

why do all mens rights activists on reddit look like the dad from peppa pig

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joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though

why was there temporary internet

with a few people searching for pokemon?

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Making Cosplay

alternativepersonas:

Expectations;

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Reality;

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liechtensteins:

trying to forget a horrible memory like

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