when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it
dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult
chanyeol eyeing his target + beagle line ganging up on kyungsoo
don’t say you’re a writer if you just write fanfiction for your entertainment. you’re only a writer if you kill a bear with a typewriter to appease the spirit of hemingway and slather yourself in ink in tribute to shakespeare, the one true over-penis of literature.